the strangest person in the world with VERY frizzy curly hair and shoe sizes that change weekly. he plays drums like a madman and has a dad that looks just like him. his greatest enemy is flint because flint wants to get in bed with him. an asa wochatz is also a skateboarder favoring skate spots that have a large gap. he will ollie it first try not always very tweaked but very solid. has many mood swings and hes a german
A person who is 6' 4" tall, pretends to be Canadian, and changes his/her nationality every week. Said person may also be emo, a geek, speak 1337 and may be obsessed with everything and anything from Canada
Wochomurka is such a flippin' idiot! Last week he said he was Irish, and this week he claims to be Polish!
What Germans and Bavarians do on a weekend: they grab a beer and hang out with friends. Not to be confused with beers they drink after work ("feierabendbier"), before work ("frühstücksbier"), during work ("pausenbier"), after a large night out ("konterbier"), or on Sunday mornings ("frühschoppenbier").
See also: feierabendbier
"Yo Holger, want to grab a wochenendbier on Saturday?" - "Oh Dirk, that would be wunderbar. But I already made samstagabendbier plans with some other friends. How about a frühschoppenbier on Sunday instead?" - Holger yodels in joy