brooo, that girl shaniqua is such a dick wizz. she told me that i shouldn't be friends with laquan because he's got a lil shrimp dick. And then she said i should hangout with desean because he's hung like a mf.
by theogwolfpack January 15, 2017
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Whilst you're trying to get nasty, especially when losing your virginity, your mates burst into the room simultaneously cock blocking and giving you instant blue balls. They then post the resulting scene on facebook.
by c-wizz apostle October 13, 2016
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the action of taking a piss at the same time as someone else preferably not in the same toilet or urinal
a:wow i gotta pee
b:me to
a:i called it first
b:no you didnt
a:well i guess we gotta take a double-wizz, no looking
b:me to
a:i called it first
b:no you didnt
a:well i guess we gotta take a double-wizz, no looking
by christophorus August 27, 2010
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by Princessdonkey February 15, 2020
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by FuvkS0aps July 23, 2021
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That awkward person that everyone looks at when they get up .5 seconds after the test is handed out, therefore making them look like a badass who either is actually smart or just a thug who wants to look cool and bubbled in the same choice on everyone question.
Teacher: Alright guys you may begin the test
Student: Stands up
Everyone: Goddamit how did that fuk finish so fast, screw that Test wizz
Student: Stands up
Everyone: Goddamit how did that fuk finish so fast, screw that Test wizz
by yourmom900 December 19, 2011
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An insult to use on someone who is being pissy or for someone who is obsessed with piss or has a piss kink because that is something people deserve to get bullied for. It can also be used as a general insult.
by 🅱 🅾️ 🅾️🅱ℹ️ November 05, 2020
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