Wizzarf 

A typo of the word 'wizard', commonly made by retards named Brad.

Oh nooooo!
A wizzarf fucked my arse while I tried to sleep.

Wizzarf by PregoJuice August 2, 2018

your a wizzard hary 

You're a wizard Harry.

I'm a... WHAT?!

Harry, you're a wizard.

I'm a what?!

A wizard, Harry.

I'm a WIZARD?!

Yes Harry, you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry.

Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry!

No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!

NO! Harry, you are a wizard!

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Listen Harry, you are a wizard!

No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!

A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!

Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.

Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!

HARRY, you are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.

your a wizzard hary, im a what

your a wizzard hary by notsouratall June 2, 2020

Wizzar 

The Wiz Attendant for the Wizroom. The Wizzar will not be found in average public Wizrooms. Wizars, Wizzars, Wiz Tenders are the attendants that pass out towels, cologn and other types of toiletries. Some times even chocolate.

Wizzars are found mostly in Executive, prominent and uppidy Wizrooms reserved for the SO-CALLED upper class.

Wizar, Wizzar also known as a Wiz-Tender person, usually one who keep piss in a jar in a freezer.

Wizar/Wizzar: Would you like a towel Sir?

Executive: Why yes I would. Do yo have those little bocks of cholcolates?

Wizar/Wizzar Attendant: I am sorry Sir, we are all out of chocolate today!

Executive: This is a very important issue I will most certainly bring to the CEO's attention!

Wizzar by The Master Wisdom November 21, 2010

Fat Wizzard 

The slang term describing one whom is liked by his peers, friends, as well as school teachers and parents. The word is often times applied to those who have just engaged in a certain sexual or associative activity with females.

John, you fat wizzard you, last night's circle rim was fantastic!

I know, i can't wait for next week's awful waffle!

Fat Wizzard by Rimming roms September 29, 2010

wizzards sleeve 

the look of a "well used" "hanging" "loose" vagina

"i tell u when she bent over her bever hung like a wizzards sleeve"

wizzards sleeve by daniel kemp December 7, 2006

Wizzard 

A special blend of the cannabis plant, the two strands used to make Wizzard are Creeper mids, and Fire mids. The creeper and fire strand is indigenous to the Pittsburgh suburbs. Wizzard was crafted by a young botanist who is also working on a special blend that will remain unnamed. Yo itz dat Wizzard.

Person A: this is some good weed must be dat creeper.

Person B: Nahh cuz its dat creeper wit da fire.

Person A: O snap im smokin dat Wizzard.

Wizzard by The Botanist December 15, 2008

Grand Wizzard Theodore 

Legendary inventor of the scratch.

The story goes that one day in 1979, Theodore was messing around on his brother's turntables, practicing his mixing skills so that he could DJ at parties in the Bronx. As is natural with all teenagers, he had his music up too loud. His mother started banging on the door and yelling at him. In order to listen to her, he put his hand on the record to stop it. He still wanted to keep the groove going, and found himself moving the record back and forth with his hand. It produced a sound he liked, and after his mother left, he spent weeks perfecting this technique, and finally unveiled it at a party during his mix.

Grand Wizzard Theodore is the inventor of the scratch, and the unofficial father of turntablism.

Grand Wizzard Theodore by DJ Conan April 12, 2004