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Wizard Sex by Quasex October 4, 2020
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Wizard Sex
Wizard Sex by Quasex October 4, 2020
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Sex wizard
A sex wizard is someone whose specaturaly magical in bed. They might do things you have never done before . They will make u orgasmic in a split of a second because they are just that good , they know the exact way on how to make your willy wet or your cat meow
Sex wizard by lover10245 June 26, 2018
sex wizard
A creepy pseudo-spiritual man who just wants to touch your tits but pretends that it's all about chakras and miridians . Prone to giving you hugs that are way too long and pressing their boner into your hip. Wants to give you a massage and talk about yoni
(Staring at your chest) I can see a serious energy blockage in your heart chakra.
"Help, that sex wizard keeps pointing his semi at me and talking about sacred yoni massage"
"Help, that sex wizard keeps pointing his semi at me and talking about sacred yoni massage"
sex wizard by whipsnape September 12, 2013
Sex Wizard
The sex wizard is the archmage of the magicians of intercourse, a rather unknown religion. He advises he's inferior servants, his Sex mages, in his ten commandments of the sex wizard.
Sex Wizard by WilliamTheSexMage September 25, 2023
sex wizard
sex wizard by Jay Rivera May 23, 2008
Guru Sex Wizard
An individual who is extremley proficient at tripping on psilocybin mushrooms, LSD, and other psychodelics while having an orgy for the entire trip causing everyone else to orgasm as frequently as possible.
Yeah the other day I went to an orgy and the Guru Sex Wizard was there, I came for 10 hours straight after he took 2,000ug of LSD.
Guru Sex Wizard by Flare_Snagz August 22, 2023
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