A person who bolts to their next class, pretends to be a nice person but really isn't, only takes easy classes, and is usually antisocial, but not in an Introverted way. Also is obsessed with Clash Royale and sits outside during lunch.
Person 1: Yo have you heard of Conor?
Person 2: Yea, he's such a high school wizard
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.