Wizard's Dick

The genitalia of a wizard that is so hot you can not bear the heat.

"It is hotter than a wizard;s dick in here".
"My grandma thinks it's as cold as a witches titty, I say it's hotter than a wizard's dick in this room"

by Jelsho December 20, 2017

Wizard Dick

Reference to a man with extremely and incredibly small genitalia. Genitalia on a full gown man that is the size of an infant's. The term was coined from video of a naked man at the Coachella Event, who refused to put on clothes and was happy to display all his tiny glory to the cops and bystanders.

I may be small, but at least I don't have a wizard dick like you.

or

Stop acting like a wizard dick, just be cool.

or

Instead of going skinny dipping, you're going wizard dick style.

by EverydayHumor May 04, 2009

Encrypted Wizard's dick

Does he even have one?

Perosn 1: Have you seen Encrypted Wizard's dick?

Person 2: Nope, where is it? Does he even have one?

by Stupid_Bastard February 17, 2019

wizard sleeve dick

A wizard sleeve dick is a dick that is uncircumcised with excessive amounts of foreskin. Which also resembles a one eyed snake shedding it's moist skin. The man with this wizard sleeve dick typically enjoys cream pie delight every now and then while screaming the name Becky and finishing with a creepy peck & karaoke moves.

John had the biggest wizard sleeve dick that I've ever seen.

The looseness of the skin on your dick reminds me of a wizard sleeve dick.

by BMReyes October 15, 2015

dick wizard

1. Referring to a man with very small and childlike genitalia. The term was coined to describe a pledge at a fraternity at a Pittsburgh area university. DG

2. A wizard that sucks dick.

"Don't be such a dick wizard!"

Where is dick-WIZAAAARD?!"

syn: baby dick, little meat, ginny, floor 5 little cock, wizard
ant: fat cock, adult meat, big guy, jon bass, da league

by pizza delivery boy November 10, 2010

Dick Wizard

That one bitch that will go out of her way to get her friends dick

“Hey bitch I kinda want some dick today”
“ I fucking got you”
“Aw you’re such a good dick wizard!!”

by Esther Carolina July 14, 2019

Wizard dick

In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.

Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.

by Creeky Joints July 29, 2024