Witch King

The Witch King of Angmar. An extremely badass villain from The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King. He is the Lord of the Nazgul, greatest of the Nine, in Gandalf's words. Flies around on a creature that kills Gondorian soldiers like they're ants. When on the ground, holds a huge-ass mace in one hand and a sword in the other. Leads the armies of Sauron to war. Has a badass image which is damaged when a woman (Eowyn from Rohan) kills him after giving a one-liner.

Do not come between a Nazgul and his prey.

Fool, no man can kill me!

I am no man!

by smartkid June 23, 2005

friends with king kong

Phrase used mostly by 15 year old girls at all night skate parties to make one feel awkward and fuck.

"Are you friends with king kong?"

by Jaemane December 15, 2008

Wake Up with the King

(v.) When you wake up next to a giant, mute man-puppet who subsequently offers you a breakfast sandwich for no apparent reason.

Note: The breakfast sandwich likely serves as consideration for whatever the creepy man-puppet did to your anus while you were asleep

Dude, I nearly shit my pants when I woke up with the King. How the fuck did that asshole get into my room again? I also think he might have raped me this time, but I'm not pressing charges because he gave me a breakfast sandwich.

by John Hold October 8, 2004

Wake up with the King

To have sexual intercourse upon first waking up in the morning. Originally a slogan for a popular fast food (burger) franchise, the phrase plays off the slang burger for a woman's labia, as viewed from behind, when her legs are closed.

When Fred pulled back the sheets and caught a glimpse of Alice's burger, she knew---even through her morning grogginess---that he would soon be ready to "Wake up with the King."

Jim: "You're smiling a lot for a Monday morning, Fred."
Fred: "Even a Monday is a good day when you `Wake up with the King'."
Jim: "Damn, boy! I gotta get me some of that power breakfast!"

by nullibiquitous July 10, 2006

In Love with the King’s Face

A person who loves a certain type of face; unconditionally.

A: so who are you going after?
B: The one that looks like King Francois!
A: You always going for that look of face; you are in love with the King’s face!
B: is that bad?
A: you want your men to look as if they were from one tree??? Hahaha

B: oh, pshhhh!

by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 13, 2023

hershey’s with nuts 3x king sized

A guys that has a penis and balls and it’s really big

He has “hershey’s with nuts 3x king sized”

by Andndis August 30, 2019

Blair Witching

The Act of Standing in a corner very eerily and creepily. Most commonly done in games like G-mod by a youtuber Mr.Sark.

Tom: "Hey jack, what's that girl doing in that corner ?"

Jack: "Oh she's Blair Witching"

Tom:" I wish she would stop, it's very unsettling."

by Blair Witching December 14, 2014