Winnerstrone
Noun, win•er•strone
1. Miracle drug developed by Dr. Phil in conjunction with an inventor in a lab. Proven by science to raise testosterone hormone levels by 9675%.
2. CAUTION: Ingestion of Winnerstrone will result in the production of volumetric gallons of semen.
3. Not recommended for iphone losers.
1. Miracle drug developed by Dr. Phil in conjunction with an inventor in a lab. Proven by science to raise testosterone hormone levels by 9675%.
2. CAUTION: Ingestion of Winnerstrone will result in the production of volumetric gallons of semen.
3. Not recommended for iphone losers.
Girl A: "That guy I hooked up with last night couldn't keep it up..."
Girl V: "Every guy I've been with who couldn't keep it up was a coked-up fag."
Girl A: "He did sound pretty gay but he was black and everyone knows black guys aren't gay."
Girl V: "Did he do pushups or go to the potty a lot?"
Girl A: "Idk, maybe."
Girl V: "He's definitely a gay fag whose on coke. But don't worry, Winnerstrone will make your man harder than Big Ed in the presence of young East Asian girls. Believe me, I worked at a bar."
*Winnerstrone is not responsible for all the bitches you're about to impregnate. Not for iphone users.
Girl V: "Every guy I've been with who couldn't keep it up was a coked-up fag."
Girl A: "He did sound pretty gay but he was black and everyone knows black guys aren't gay."
Girl V: "Did he do pushups or go to the potty a lot?"
Girl A: "Idk, maybe."
Girl V: "He's definitely a gay fag whose on coke. But don't worry, Winnerstrone will make your man harder than Big Ed in the presence of young East Asian girls. Believe me, I worked at a bar."
*Winnerstrone is not responsible for all the bitches you're about to impregnate. Not for iphone users.
Winnerstrone by Bobbyvobbyson December 31, 2022