Winnerstrone

Noun, win•er•strone

1. Miracle drug developed by Dr. Phil in conjunction with an inventor in a lab. Proven by science to raise testosterone hormone levels by 9675%.

2. CAUTION: Ingestion of Winnerstrone will result in the production of volumetric gallons of semen.

3. Not recommended for iphone losers.
Girl A: "That guy I hooked up with last night couldn't keep it up..."
Girl V: "Every guy I've been with who couldn't keep it up was a coked-up fag."

Girl A: "He did sound pretty gay but he was black and everyone knows black guys aren't gay."

Girl V: "Did he do pushups or go to the potty a lot?"

Girl A: "Idk, maybe."
Girl V: "He's definitely a gay fag whose on coke. But don't worry, Winnerstrone will make your man harder than Big Ed in the presence of young East Asian girls. Believe me, I worked at a bar."

*Winnerstrone is not responsible for all the bitches you're about to impregnate. Not for iphone users.
by Bobbyvobbyson December 31, 2022
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