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redneck windchime

A piece of art comprised of empty beer cans that have been quickly consumed and shot up with a gun in a redneck's backyard. Then, the cans are hung by string to a piece of wood, thus effectively constructing a redneck windchime.
What's that lovely sound I'm hearing in the wind? Oh, I made me a windchime last night. It's hanging on the side of the trailer if you wanna see it. After we done drinkin' this six-pack here, we will shoot up the cans and I will help you make a redneck windchime for you too.
redneck windchime by mj1955 March 24, 2010

Sausage Windchime

When you shit into bag and hand hang it from either you porch or a neighbors and it swings in the wind.
Can you hear the soothing sounds of the sausage windchime I just hung.
Sausage Windchime by Mcnuggo March 1, 2019

Milwaukee Windchime 

A collection a beer cans, often Pabst Blue Ribbon, hence 'Milwaukee' hung together on a pliable stick of piece of string.
we collected all the empties and made a killer Milwaukee Windchime
A wingchow is usually an older Chinese man who is completely obsessed with his lawn and trees. A Wingchow usually mows his lawn 2 or 3 times a day and examines his trees regularly. A Wingchow will hand plant grass seeds and usually water his whole lawn with a hose. If you go near or on a Wingchow's lawn you will probably get yelled at and he will probably go where you walked and plant new seeds.
"My neighbor is outside his house for almost 6 or 7 hours a day doing lawnwork and examining his lawn. I have never seen him hire any professionals to care for his lawn so he is definetely a Wingchow."

"I was outside yesterday and my neighbor, who is a complete Wingchow, yelled at me and said he would never let me back on his property."
Wingchow by Liah Files April 15, 2008

alabama windchime 

The grouping of multiple African Americans hung from a large tree in Alabama
After that August lynching, the land owners stood in awe of the newest Alabama Windchime.

San Francisco windchime 

The act of a man kneeling on all fours and his having partner blows air onto or into his asshole, taint, balls and penis.
"Hey after we eat these subway sandwiches, let's go back to my place and you can give me a good, old-fashioned San Franciso windchime."

I was promptly thrown out of the respectable massage parlor for asking the masseuse for a San Francisco windchime.