A piece of art comprised of empty beer cans that have been quickly consumed and shot up with a gun in a redneck's backyard. Then, the cans are hung by string to a piece of wood, thus effectively constructing a redneck windchime.
What's that lovelysound I'm hearing in the wind? Oh, I made me a windchime last night. It's hanging on the side of the trailer if you wanna see it. After we done drinkin' this six-pack here, we will shoot up the cans and I will help you make a redneck windchime for you too.
A wingchow is usually an older Chinese man who is completely obsessed with his lawn and trees. A Wingchow usually mows his lawn 2 or 3 times a day and examines his trees regularly. A Wingchow will hand plant grass seeds and usually water his whole lawn with a hose. If you go near or on a Wingchow's lawn you will probably get yelled at and he will probably go where you walked and plant new seeds.
"My neighbor is outside his house for almost 6 or 7 hours a day doing lawnwork and examining his lawn. I have neverseen him hire any professionals to care for his lawn so he is definetely a Wingchow."
"I was outside yesterday and my neighbor, who is a complete Wingchow, yelled at me and said he would never let me back on his property."