A wingchow is usually an older Chinese man who is completely obsessed with his lawn and trees. A Wingchow usually mows his lawn 2 or 3 times a day and examines his trees regularly. A Wingchow will hand plant grass seeds and usually water his whole lawn with a hose. If you go near or on a Wingchow's lawn you will probably get yelled at and he will probably go where you walked and plant new seeds.
"My neighbor is outside his house for almost 6 or 7 hours a day doing lawnwork and examining his lawn. I have never seen him hire any professionals to care for his lawn so he is definetely a Wingchow."
"I was outside yesterday and my neighbor, who is a complete Wingchow, yelled at me and said he would never let me back on his property."
"I was outside yesterday and my neighbor, who is a complete Wingchow, yelled at me and said he would never let me back on his property."
by Liah Files April 15, 2008
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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