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It means "Blowjobs". It was used in Breaking Bad by Hank Schrader to make fun of a prostitute called Wendy.
You know you wanna go back to giving windys, Wendy.
Windys by TerminalDogma September 29, 2022

The Windys 

"The windys" is a colloquial term describing a condition in which an individual experiences persistent and uncontrollable flatulence, often lasting for an extended period. This is typically due to digestive discomfort or gas-inducing foods.
"After eating that massive bean burrito at lunch, I came down with a wretched case of the windys and couldn’t stop farting all afternoon."
The Windys by Steve Blends March 16, 2025
A stripper who is too diseased and/or unattractive to persuade anyone too approach the stage during her performance. Commonly seen cleaning the stripper pole with a spray bottle of Windex for most or all of their allotted performing time, hence the name.
Man, the strip club was so lame last night! Nothing but windykes scrubbing the pole, all night long. I wouldn't let any of them touch my pole, they all have herpagonasyphilaids!
Windyke by Stripficianado December 20, 2013

Windy-City Assassin

Derrick Rose
Derrick rose...The Windy-City Assassin

Windy City Salad 

The act of licking the anus and it's surrounding areas while the receiver lets loose a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process known as flatulence.
Your mom asked if she could toss my salad. I told her I had 3 supreme tacos and double beef burrito for lunch. Therefor it will be of the Windy City Salad variety.
Windy City Salad by RoundhouseKick September 24, 2009

Windshitter Syndrome 

A League of Legends player who plays and ques exclusively Yasuo or Yone, and still believes they have any ounce of talent.
"I want to play Yone/Yasuo"
"Don't! You'll catch a severe case of Windshitter Syndrome!"
"Good point, I want to keep my friends"