A pleasurable act where one person lays down and covers their face with Saran Wrap, and then their partner takes a shit on their face.
"Jill and I thought we would experiment a little bit, so I ate 4 bowls of chili and gave her a Texas Windshield."
by Jolly Judd January 30, 2009
after you eat out a girl, an the pussy is dry, you do her hard! and it makes a squeek squeek noice of the hard dick rubbing the raw vigina walls.
keenan: hey jakob heard you gave brian a squeeky windshield last night?
jakob: hell yea that pussy was squeeky clean!!
jakob: hell yea that pussy was squeeky clean!!
by bigkeekee<3bigjake June 3, 2009
One must ejaculate his load on on a crying girl's face, and when done, you must tell the girl "it's okay baby", whilst wiping your load/ tears off of the girls face with your dick and making squeaking noise, like an actual windshield wiper would.
Hey girl, sorry for getting my load in your eyes, how about I make it up to you and break out the windshield wiper?
by FatD July 22, 2009
- While licking a woman's erogenous area and your wiping your index finger back and forth over her wet clitoris.
I was eating her pussy and rubbing her clit like a windshield wiper and she came and squirted all over my batman bed spread! Hope my girl doesn't notice!
by Sel-Block May 3, 2015
Windshield laugh is the sound that Kim Seokjin, the owner of JinHit Entertainment does when he laughs.
by Sarislol_ February 23, 2019
by nickh702 November 2, 2010
Windshield Clown: in most cases an unskilled or un-certified glass technician. Most windshield clowns can be spotted when they lift the wiper blades up and then ‘’stuff’’ the windshield under the cowl instead of correctly removing the wiper blades and cowl and then installing the glass. A Windshield Clown's only concern is doing the replacement as quickly as possible negating customer safety with an improperly installed windshield. Windshield Clown's also like to use colorful tapes to tape the windshield in place. Use of correct adhesives require no tape to remain on the vehicle.
I see you have blue tape all over the edges of your windshield. You must have had a visit from a Windshield Clown.
by Chip Control August 23, 2018