Windows Defender

By far the worst antivirus ever. The Windows defender dev team spent all of its project money on making their half baked peice of shit turn back on after you disable it, damn near impossible to delete, and requiring you to use registry data to disable it instead of making it good.

I turned off windows defender but the fucker turned back on by itself and deleted every program that tried to access any file

Windows Defender by big gunline December 21, 2020

windows defender

The worst antivirus you could possibly think of using on your windows computer, made by Microsoft and is bundled with windows 8/8.1 and 10.

Cheap Person: I don't want to pay for an antivirus because they're so expensive so I just use the windows defender antivirus that is made by Microsoft because it's free and I can just use my money to robux instead!
Computer Geek: Windows defender can't detect any viruses. You are wasting your time and valuable money.
Cheap Person: I don't care you nerd.

windows defender by Lucy Lied May 10, 2018

Windows Defender

Virus

windows defender infected my computer and forced jawkaye to boost me

Windows Defender by Windows Defender February 15, 2019

Windows Defender Warrior

Someone who thinks all file flagged by Defender is a virus

Windows Defender Warrior: Grrrrr my very very safe app getting flag by windows defender, delete delete delete 😡

Windows Defender Warrior by Vlyzz123 July 15, 2026