Windows 10

The cancer of an operating system that we don’t get rid of because it’s Windows. It’s the most popular operating system. It’s the only one with software, It’s the only one that you can game on, It’s the only one that you can get viruses from and It’s the only one that will let your mum discover your location. We just let it get bigger and bigger and worse and worse. We don’t escape. We can’t escape. Microsoft and their spyware is attached to us. It’s everywhere. Everywhere you look. Everything you have. Look at the Windows. They need an update or they’ll break. But if you install it they’ll explode. Look at your dog. It’s Windows 10. Breath in the air, It’s Windows 10. How do we stop? When do we stop? Everything... it’s all... Windows, 10...

F*cking Windows 10. What’s with this Microsoft account sh*t? Why do I need to enter public info “in case I forget my password”? Which is less secure than my 69 character long one?!

by dight March 6, 2021

Windows 10

Has the nice UI and Graphics of Windows 8, but built for a laptop or desktop. This Update will probably be available in 2015 for PCs', tablets, Windows Phone, and yes Xbox One.

Guy 1: Finally I can get rid of this piece of shit Windows 8, lel am joining Windows Insider Program to get Windows 10 Technical Preview Guy 2: Hey dumb poor PS4 kid I get a superior gaming experience with Windows 10.

by Little Osorio January 16, 2015

Windows 10

pisshole

Windows 10 is one of the most buggy OSes Miscro$hit has released.

by pepeshki November 18, 2021

Windows 10

A weird operating system that overheats your system

Yo you got the Trashy Windows 10?

by James Straws April 21, 2021

Windows 10

A fairly decent OS.
Aside from the crappy spyware and laggy cortana

Man: "Hey, did you see the new windows 10?"
Man #2: "I mean, its not the best, it has spyware, ugh. disable that. I mean, still better than windows 8!"
Kid: "Windows XP IS BETTER!"

by Dipper "Dippy" "Pines "Dips" April 8, 2017

Windows-10

"Windows-10" to keep asking again and again until the person says yes.

Mike: Will you go out with me, please?
Jane: For the 10th time, no. Don't Windows-10 me, Mike!

by senpais-dic-tionary April 28, 2016

Windows 10 LTSC

Probably the only good version of Windows 10 ever.

Person 1: I HATE WINDOWS 10 SOOOOOOOO MUCH!11!!!11!
Person 2: What's up?
Person 1: IT KEEPS EATING UP ALL MY RAM, CPU RESOURCES AND LETS NOT FORGET THAT THERES ADS ON THE FUCKING START MENU AND LOG-IN SCREEN!
Person 3: AHEM, avez-vous essayé le windows 10 ltsc?

by funny man69 April 19, 2020