when doing your chick blindfold her & then pull a switcharoo with your buddy hiding in the closet. Make sure she is facing the window & in the doggie style position. Then make your way outside to the other side of the window. When you buddy pulls off the blindfold, your waving back at her. It is much better when it's your buddies chick.
Hey mando you want to go pick up your girlfriend and do the window watcher?
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.