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window man

When you are having sex with someone in any position that has you behind your partner, ( doggystyle, anal, etc... ) Before you engage in intercourse, Face your partner to a window then start having sex in one of the previously mentioned positions. Then, tell her you need to use the bathroom really quick and not to move from her position so she will be ready when you get back, but instead have your friend come in and start having sex with her in previously said position. Then walk yourself outside in front of the window and start waving.
''Hey dude you wanna pull the window man on this chick i just met tonight at the club?''

''Hell yeah bro''
window man by emilbus January 5, 2009
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man in the window 

A booger clearly visible in the nostril of yourself or someone with whom you are trying to have a conversation.
Later, and to my horror, in the washroom mirror I discovered that I had conducted the entire job interview sporting a Man in the Window
man in the window by S. Marmon January 29, 2008

a dead man falling out of a window

When the penis slips through the hole at the front of a man's underwear
Jeff: Why did I hear your sister scream last night?

Joe: Not incest, she just saw a dead man falling out of a window.

Burning Man widow

The spouse, partner, or lover of someone who attends the annual Burning Man event in Black Rock City, NV that happens the week before, and including, Labor Day. As the event approaches, the spouse, partner, or lover feels increasingly abandoned while the crazed Burner becomes consumed with preparation for the event. The Burning Man widow eventually gives up all hope of making contact with the crazed Burner, even though they may live in the same house.

The average Burner can be gone anywhere from three days to three weeks. When the Burner returns, it pees itself blathering on and on about what happened at the Burn, while already making preparations for the following year. The Burning Man widow listens patiently (for the first couple of weeks), while trying to prevent their eyes from glazing over, but eventually becomes indifferent or irritated by the constant mention of the Man. Every conversation is peppered with obscure references to various theme camps, art cars, playa foot, the Temple, and port-a-pottie signage.

Oh boy, I can't wait until next year to hear the Greeters say "Welcome Home"!!!
I can't believe she's already planning for next year--I'm going to be a Burning Man widow AGAIN!

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM 

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

Windowpane 

LSD, a 'hit' of 'acid'
A small square of dried translucent substance containing a ‘hit’ of acid, that is, LSD, and resembling a ‘gel’ used in theatrical lighting. It dissolves in liquid, melts in your mouth.

A form of acid from the 70s. It came in colors (pun intended) such as amber and brown. Hence the name Amber Windowpane.
I took a hit of Amber Windowpane about an hour ago--man your face looks weird.
Windowpane by LoganC October 14, 2006

Windowpane 

Another word for the drug Acid/LSD.
When Cassidy tried some windowpane she thought she was having a bad trip.
Windowpane by Babydoll75 March 4, 2019