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Winbushed

A portmanteau of Winning (a la Charlie Sheen) and ambush, a winbush is a surprise verbal attack by a crazy person.
I ran into my ex at the grocery store and she winbushed me with some story about how the chlamydia she gave me was from a toilet seat at a port-o-john at the Dave Matthews Band festival.
by Mr. Diamond Life January 24, 2017
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George Wambushed

The term was coined during the Bush administration by a Democrat who felt George W. Bush often disregarded the first amendment and the right to free speech. The term was subsequently banned by the Republican Tea Party and Bush followed up with covertly adjusting several laws which violated the constitution in effort to keep the term suppressed. When Obama took office the ban on the term was lifted.

George Wambushed means that one has either literally or figurative been violated and AMBUSHED in the most extreme and plunder-some way known to mankind. Figuratively it means that a person or group has been bombed and sunken with a trillion tons of stupid stinky shit. And the literal meaning is that one has undergone a violent mugging or extreme rape.
PETE steps into an EMPTY HOUSE. Up ahead he SEES the BACK of a MAN slumped in a chair by a window.

PETE: Hey Franky how are ya?

"Franky" The MAN slumped in a chair - remains silent and still.

PETE: Franky? What's going on? Franky? How come. . .

PETE'S eyes BULGE wide. Blood drips from Franky's temple. A gun in one hand. NOTE in the other.

PETE reads the SUICIDE NOTE

My child Joe was maimed in Iraq and no longer knows who I am. After he was denied health benefits I covered them and the bank has now seized my house. I've been GEORGE WAMBUSHED. I know the Tea Party was mad I spent my money on my sons health as they wanted the funds. I left a check for all I have left, made it out to Ben Bernanke, who George appointed to the Fed Reserve. Because I'm liberal I thought it best that I shoot myself now because after the damage done to my child in the Trillion-Dollar-War, after your rape of my finances, I don't have anything else to offer. Maybe you can suck something out of Joe. You will have to ask him directly which may be AWKWARD because he's maimed. Seeing what a real bomb can do to a human being can be AWKWARD. Finally I WILL my only possession left (This GUN) to Ron Paul. I don't believe in guns so it's not registered, but it was real easy to get. FYI - I know the Republicans are not crazy about cleaning up messes so I arranged to have my Democratic friend find me and wipe up the blood. -- Franky

George Bush Cheney screwed fucked sucked-dry screwed
by ECHOROCK December 1, 2011
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Winbusted

When your windows phone keeps crashing or you bounce it off the wall,because no apps
I was winbusted again today because there was no app available for my windows phone but it is available on OTHER platforms
by JIRELAND April 21, 2017
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Winished

The combination of win and finished. Meaning to win and finish the game. A verb
-u winning?

-aye just winished
by tavor21 January 22, 2012
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winburned

When an individual humps another so hard they deficate all over themselves and their partner.
That girl took me home and winburned me into next week. It sure is a goodthing I didn't eat corn last night.
by master flavor packet July 21, 2008
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windrushed

Getting mugged by “diverse” Britons.

Eg. I got Windrushed last night.
Did they get much?
Only a few quid. I can deal with the material loss, it’s the degradation of my country that really hurts.
I got Windrushed last night.
Did they get much?
Only a few quid. I can deal with the material loss, it’s the degradation of my country that really hurts.
by Scholar_mechanic February 15, 2024
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