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minimal wipage 

The act of successfully utilizing only 1-2 wipes of toilet paper after having a clean break-away (often associated with a clean "plop" sound) in the act of pooping, thus efficiently reducing time spent wiping and amount of toilet paper used.
Gillium was in a rush and successfully utilized minimal wipage, and was able to get back to his daily activities.
minimal wipage by Javin232 October 21, 2011
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wimage Wamage whimager Wifager Wigage Wimpage Winage winagerie WiRage Womage
A combination of ownage and win first though of by Richard Z.(Winage)
meaning the action of winning as opposed by the word ownage
WINAGE
Winage by Winage October 18, 2010

winagerie 

A giant orgy with hot chicks and midgets.
Damn son that winagerie was off the hook last night. Where did they find all those midgets?
winagerie by taintedgoat September 10, 2019
a word for describing something good.
something you can't find words for, because its that good.
Chelsea: I got T in the Park tickeeeets!

Sorcha: Oh my god! Em.. I... dont know what word to call it!

Siobhan: WIGAGE!
Wigage by Chelsea.Sorcha.Siobhan October 28, 2008
(N) An authority figure who directs his/her team based on whim rather than conscious thought or plan. Could be associated with vindictive or childish response to logical employee action.

Works well with: hungry poo gobblers and sycophants.
Does not work well with: logical, rational or process-oriented employees.
My manager doesn't really manage at all. He's more of a whimager.
whimager by Doctor Impossible August 21, 2006
When a person of authority or at a certain level of maturity a full on “temper tantrum” as if they are a child who doesn’t happen to get their way
“Why is your brother acting like such a child? He’s 25 for god’s sake”
“My bad, I didn’t get him chicken nuggets so he’s having a wimpage”
Wimpage by Mefamfetameen July 10, 2022