Willy Wanker

A pedophile that offers you candy/chocolate/fat foods.
They target small children and mostly ride in vehicles.
Some times harmless, or sometimes the candy is drugged.
You might want to watch out for these, mothers.

Dad:"Look at that Willy Wanker over there..."
Mom:"Lets hurry up and get Billy."
Dad:"Agreed."

Billy:"But hes giving out candy!"
Mom:"Come on Billy, were going home."

by .Enigma.Of.Anonymous. October 31, 2012

Willy Wanker

That 1 kid ur friends with who wanks all the time. for some fucking reason!

HAYYYYY look its willy wanker boi.

by booblover69420 December 2, 2019

Willy Wanker

Someone who wanks a lot and eats a lot of unhealthy food.

Rob is a Willy Wanker, he can't stop himself wanking and eating dominos.

by Fannypack December 13, 2015

Willy Wanker

When charlie is full up of chocolate and now wants cum

Charlie got willy wankered after his 3 chocolate bar

by Muhammad Rahman May 25, 2017

Willy Wanker

Someone who attempts to do as good a job of playing Willy Wonka as Gene Wilder did, but fails miserably and looks like a queer as always.

Johnny Depp - Willy Wanker

by ChrisEarlson January 14, 2008

Willy Wanker

A small guy with pubes longer than his dick

Guy1: My friends call me a willy wanker
Guy 2: How come?
Guy 1: Since my pubes are so long, every time I beat my meat I just pull on my pubes...
Guy 2: HA....Willy Wanker...

by bigShmoke February 19, 2017

Willy Wanker

A portmanteau of Willy Wonka and Wanker, used for someone who eats absurd amounts of chocolate

Person 1:*eats a whole bag of M&M’s*
Person 2:You willy wanker, stop eating so much, go touch some grass

by Zingle Zimbabwean December 3, 2022