Will Chapman

Simp.

Will Chapman? oh yeah he’s a simp!!

by Thejokermovie2019 October 28, 2019

Chapman

One who denies that he is gay but cannot help staring at muscular male bodies.

Why is he so interested in men's beach volleyball?

Because he's a Chapman!

by shelter90 May 15, 2012

Chapman

Chapman is a derivative of the Saxon word Caepman, meaning a market man or a bum monger.

Shit son, there's that Chapman fellow. He's got an arsehole like flailing spastic.

Man + Man = Chapman

Steve super glued his dick to his brothers forehead. What a cunt.

by Billy Bullshite April 17, 2010

chapman

the act of straching your sweaty balls and then sniffing your fingers

Matt went to the bathroom so he could be alone while he had some chapman time with his basketball playin' nuts

by vjr August 2, 2005

chapman

Activities which warrant an unpleasant or unsympathetic reaction

Dave : can I borrow a dollar?
Jimmy: Sorry, I have just purchased some boiled lollies and an iced treat. My various monies have been depleted.
Dave: (period of silence)... CHAAAAPMAAANNN.

other variations include : Chapman that, Chapman on you, Chaps, Chappers.

by JACKPOT584 July 28, 2007

Chapman

To park askew. To completely miss the designated lines whereby ones car straddles multiple parking spaces.

Damn, that would have been a nice spot had that guy not went Chapman on it.

by BizzleMcDizzle May 25, 2018

Chapman

Someone who is sweet and kind. A guy who knows how to treat a girl and make her feel extremely special. His kind heart and internal beauty will amaze you. he can surprise you in ways you didn't think were possible. He is wonderful and funny. His smile is infectious, and he can make you smle when you don't feel like smiling. The guy that only a few girls will notice how amazing he is...and the girls that do are the luckiest ones out there.

He's such a Chapman!

by L.L. (10-13) February 7, 2010