Noons

(n) meaning someone who is too gay to function. Abnormal in everyway apart from penis size.

That kid is a noons

by Steven_the_namer September 15, 2008

noon

A great time for lunch.

It's noon, let's go eat!

by Rubbertoe May 27, 2005

noon

when a socially acceptable time for a person to drink alcohol

"Should you be drinking at 10 am?"
"Its noon somewhere"

by LaLa December 12, 2004

noon

Best time for a gun fight in Philly

Must be a gangsta to understand

They gonna fight at noon.

by nut case April 17, 2004

NOON

basically the same as 4:20. originated in Richwoods, MO to mean a time to smoke some dank. a good code to use for calling up your order on the phone

IS IT NOON?

damn it's been a long day... I hope I can get some noon..
man, I'm so nooned right now..

by almostaskater June 21, 2009

Nooning

Midday coital session

Angelika was leaving work early for a sultry nooning session. The nooning on the kitchen counter, wearing only pearls was a heavenly rendezvous in the middle of the work day.

by Laurgelika January 14, 2009

Noons

Boobs, breasts, fun pillows

Would you rather have huge noons, or be fat with no noons?

by mikrs October 20, 2010