Wifey Level
A phrase to describe a scenario that won't happen unless he/she is ready to live with you and enter a long term relationship.
1) Him/Her; Come over and put your load up in me.
Me; Woah, that's some serious wifey level stuff for me.
2) Him/Her: I can't get this big blackhead between my shoulder blades. Will you squeeze it out for me?
Me: Uhhhh nah, that's some serious wifey level stuff. I've got to get going. My dog... needs her... nightly enema.
3) Her: Will you pick up some Tampax while you're at the supermarket before you come over tonight?
Me: That's some serious wifey level stuff. Just do a mobile to-go order and I'll pick it up.
Me; Woah, that's some serious wifey level stuff for me.
2) Him/Her: I can't get this big blackhead between my shoulder blades. Will you squeeze it out for me?
Me: Uhhhh nah, that's some serious wifey level stuff. I've got to get going. My dog... needs her... nightly enema.
3) Her: Will you pick up some Tampax while you're at the supermarket before you come over tonight?
Me: That's some serious wifey level stuff. Just do a mobile to-go order and I'll pick it up.
Wifey Level by Not_Tyler207 March 1, 2022
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