Wifey Level

A phrase to describe a scenario that won't happen unless he/she is ready to live with you and enter a long term relationship.

1) Him/Her; Come over and put your load up in me.
Me; Woah, that's some serious wifey level stuff for me.

2) Him/Her: I can't get this big blackhead between my shoulder blades. Will you squeeze it out for me?
Me: Uhhhh nah, that's some serious wifey level stuff. I've got to get going. My dog... needs her... nightly enema.

3) Her: Will you pick up some Tampax while you're at the supermarket before you come over tonight?

Me: That's some serious wifey level stuff. Just do a mobile to-go order and I'll pick it up.

Wifey Level by Not_Tyler207 March 1, 2022

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Wifeylevel

Adj. A woman who is both the type who you will want to marry and is devoted to her partner sexually with a drive to please.

You know Jessica, the girl who is top of the class, she is a freak in bed also. Talk about a Wifeylevel girl.

Wifeylevel by Legionofslade June 25, 2022

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Wifey Level • wifey • Wifey Material • wifey type • Wifey Butter • wifey & hubby • Wifey 2.0 • wifey A • Wifey af • wifey booty

Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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