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Why oh why’s 

Why oh why’s are a particular type of defecation in which the passer of said stool is left sweating on the toilet, contemplating their food and life choices as the cramp-inducing, potentially fiery fecal matter violently passes through their turd cutter.
-Yo, has anyone seen Steve?

-He’s been in the bathroom for a half hour; think he’s dealing with some why oh why’s. He probably gonna post a pic in the group chat of it soon.

eff you see kay why oh you 

These slang words, when fully sounded out, mean "F-U-C-K Y-O-U"
Some people write, draw, or text this sentence to someone just because they are scared of fully just saying "fuck you."
And most adults, supervisors, or teachers wont notice it. They would this its just some funny slang for no reason or another.
Guy 1: "Too bad, Gerald! You missed the party! It was awesome, oh boo ho!"

Guy 2: "You know what? Eff You See Kay Why Oh You!!"

Oh God Why 

When your condom breaks
-5 years ago
-Having sex-
-Condom breaks
Woman: what was that honey?
Man: um.. Nothing
-today
Man: Oh God Why
Oh God Why by skosidhjfr September 4, 2016

Oh God why 

The thing I yelled when I realised I had run out of cheese
*Notices absence of modified, solidified, glorified pieces of milk*
"...Oh God WHY"
Oh God why by Agent NHR June 9, 2021

Oh fucking why 

When you are either pissed off, hopeless, in trouble, or suffering, or maybe all at once. Literally means "why is this happening?", but in a less nice way.
Guy1: homeless
Guy2: takes the guy's stuff and hits him with a bat
Guy 1(crying and pissed): Oh fucking why?!

Are oh are why

Smile the best is yet to come (Scottish slang)
1: I’m having such a bad day!

2: Don’t worry, are oh are why!
1: You’re right I guess
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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