A similar idea to a Peurto Rican Shower, originally coined on the show
Happy Endings, s2e16. A Whore's Bath is when you, instead of showering, rub dryer sheets on your armpits and splash
water on your genitals in a
lame attempt at keeping some sort of society-accepted level of hygiene and cleanliness. This usually occurs after a one night stand.
Person 1: Hey, you look
pretty disgusting.
Person 2: Yeah, I know, I hooked up with some
sketchy guy last
night and took a Whore's Bath in the bathroom.