Whoppurtunities

the oppurtunity to get whops from one or more girls.

Person # 1: Hey that girl looks pretty slutty
Person # 2: Yah, you should get your Whoppurtunities in.

by Emile Goldstein February 2, 2008

whoppertunities

A lifetime of slavery and whippings that you get if you apply for a job at Burger King.

"Oh no! Not whoppertunities! They are painful!"

by Daniel McLaren June 13, 2004