The act of placing ones rectum on to the face of a sleeping victim and breaking wind directly into their nasal passage.
Frank had to much to drink and passed out so we all treated him to a russian whoopie cushion on the house.
by matt mullarkey September 3, 2007
A large amount of Air leaving the Vagina while having Sex resulting in extended and multiple female Queefing.
My eyes rolled back in my head having Whoopi Cushion Sex last night.
Here's how to do it...
Step 1: Pump-Her-Up. I prefer doggy style, insert in and completing out with shallow slow thrusts. Depending on how big this bitch is you might need a lot of pumping!
Step 2: Lay her stomach on something solid. Like moving from her knees to flat on the bed.
Step 3: Push into her Deep and feel the Air Fly!
Step 4: Experience the best orgasm ever. It's like having your dick wrapped in a pussy while a spa jet blast your cock.
Step 5: Thank her and tell her we need to do that again!
Here's how to do it...
Step 1: Pump-Her-Up. I prefer doggy style, insert in and completing out with shallow slow thrusts. Depending on how big this bitch is you might need a lot of pumping!
Step 2: Lay her stomach on something solid. Like moving from her knees to flat on the bed.
Step 3: Push into her Deep and feel the Air Fly!
Step 4: Experience the best orgasm ever. It's like having your dick wrapped in a pussy while a spa jet blast your cock.
Step 5: Thank her and tell her we need to do that again!
by cletis! May 28, 2015
by 09AB68W January 4, 2014
A few minutes after I busted on her ass, I heard the infamous busted whoopie cushion to let me know she fell asleep.
by poopdick55 December 9, 2010
While engaging in anal intercourse with your partner, have a third party insert a bicycle pump into your partner’s anal cavity, being careful to ensure an air-tight environment. It is imperative that the partner’s anal sphincter is contracted throughout this entire process. Proceed to have that third party pump partner’s anal cavity full of air while continuing intercourse. Upon reaching completion, cease pumping air into the cavity, quickly remove penis and replace with an adequately sized rubber plug. Proceed to aim partner’s anus at a blank monochromatic canvas, preferably black. Have the partner contract their abdomen rapidly while swiftly removing the plug, and enjoy results as pounds of undiscovered semen, fecal matter, and various other bodily fluids spray out like a shotgun accompanied by a whoopie cushion-like sound.
Partner: I have a colonoscopy tomorrow, and I need to cleanse my anal cavity. I am going to buy a large and expensive enema.
Guy 1: Why would you do that when we can just shotgun whoopie cushion you?
Partner: Yeah, totally! Let’s do that!
Guy 1: Why would you do that when we can just shotgun whoopie cushion you?
Partner: Yeah, totally! Let’s do that!
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