WhoopWhoop is the middle of no where.
An unknown town that no one has ever heard it.
The population is so low that everyone is related to each other in some way.
Person 1: Hey you want to hang out this weekend?
Person 2: Nah, sorry. I have to visit my relatives.
Person 1: That's cool, where do they live?
Person 2: I don't know. In the middle of WhoopWhoop.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'