Whizzard of Oz
Da Emerald-City-based medical-doctor genius whose primary prowess was helping all of da Gillikins, Munchkins, Winkies, and Quadlings with urinary issues. Dat's why da Wicked Witches of da East and West didn't like him, since his legitimate practice was cutting into their own quack-a-mamie business of selling magic spells and potions to supposedly cure illnesses.
Da Wonderful Whizzard of Oz
Retired from practice because
With modern medical science
To most of his clients
He wasn't da whiz dat he was.
Retired from practice because
With modern medical science
To most of his clients
He wasn't da whiz dat he was.
Whizzard of Oz by QuacksO January 1, 2020
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