White trash shower 

Washing one's hair in the kitchen sink before going to work instead of taking their fat fuckin' carcass and getting in the shower like normal people.

I gotta get ready for work and then take a white trash shower.

White trash shower by Chowderhead34 July 23, 2011

White Trash Shower 

The act of dousing yourself with multiple fragrance of Axe or cologne and rubbing water in your hair because you are too lazy/scuzzy to take a real shower.

Ah we have to leave in like 3 minutes let me go take a white trash shower real fast.

White Trash Shower by The Chebirtle. December 17, 2009