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White skittles

The tastiest candy in existence. Organically created, it has almost no natural flavouring and is 100% gluten free. Soooo healthy and yummy, that it can make your skin glow and your eyes sparkle with the memories of your late night shenanigans with your uncle. The perfect blend of sweet and savoury, it leaves a gooey after-taste in your mouth that just can't be washed away. For free samples, just visit your male friends houses and ask them for some, don't forget to have a big smile and say 'Pls Senpaiiiiii'. Remember kids, be prepared for splash damage because it's just tooooo refreshing.
When I was but a young boy, I had a good friend named Pohan Pabharwal, who used to make the best white skittles on the planet. All the kids in the neighborhood used to line up outside his house just to get a taste. He was man with a big heart and a bigger reserve of white skittles. He always used to preach to me about how is grand-pappy passed down this recipe to him. Alas, I miss his candy so much.
White skittles by LilNiggle March 23, 2021
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White Skittles

When your girl or partner performs felatio with a high level of verocity and professionalism of the neck that within suckens should she have been eating skittles they would no longer be a rainbow due to the ones dancing thru your head
Bro my girl had some white skittles last night and I couldn't feel my feet.
White Skittles by Madbich April 9, 2023

White Skittle 

You cum in a girls belly button and let it harden so she can eat it.
Dude, i gave this prostitute a white skittle last night. She says it's her favorite flavor.
White Skittle by DaOneYouHate11 December 17, 2009

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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