A "White Christmas" or "Stocking Stuffer" is when you sneak downstairs on the night before Christmas - when not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse - and pull down one of the stockings hanging from the chimney with care, place the stocking over your penis, jerk off in it, and then hang the stocking back up above the chimney.
by DHA0714 November 29, 2014
by Rj14 December 24, 2014
When two man are having sex and one cums on the others dick, therefor, causing it to look like snow falling on a Christmas tree.
by CrispyBusiness March 26, 2017
A sexual act of which you have sex with a partner, cum on your partners face in the shape of a beard like Santa Clause, slap him/her in the face on each side to give them "rosy cheeks" and yell "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
I fucked this bitch in the ass last night pulled out and gave her a White Christmas, that's the last present she wants from me.
by B-Rad6977 December 10, 2011
When two people are having sex in the snow and the male ejaculates on the woman's face, shoves her face into the snow until the semen freezes, and then grates it off with a cheese grater.
Hey man, I see that Jackie's face is still recovering from that white christmas I gave her three weeks ago!
by Sam January 20, 2005
Greg gave Mary a White Christmas last night. However, it wasn't the White Christmas she'd hoped for!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
by FunkyMaster December 24, 2008