Clipboard Whistle

Someone who takes charge or likes to boss others around. Someone who needs a lot of structure. Such as a coach does. Hence, clipboard whistle.

"Easy there Clipboard Whistle", no need to over plan this.

by vbjunkie September 10, 2008

fur whistle

Any individual’s mouth who has pubic hair stuck in their teeth.

“That girl looks like she just sucked off Chewbaca. Check out her fur whistle!”

by Gold Phish October 31, 2019

Portuguese Whistle

When you are driving with one one hand and your forearm hits the horn inadvertently.

We knew that Manny wasn’t keeping his hands at 10 & 2 while off-roading in the desert when we heard the distinct sound of the Portuguese Whistle.

by Gabagool December 13, 2021

costa rican sloth whistle

A sexual act performed between two homosexuals, in which one man is lying on his back on the ground and moaning, concurrent to a hairy man performing oral sex on him while laying on his stomach in a hammock, slightly above the other man.

I always wondered why my husband had such a strange sun tan, until I caught him performing a Costa Rican sloth whistle

by The herpes transporter January 19, 2018

cunt whistle

The hole in the end of a human penis

"You fucking cunt whistle!!"

by DIRTY BUM October 13, 2017

Cunt Whistle

When you blow into an open vagina and it makes a loud high pitched sound

Did a mad cunt whistle last night

by Støren December 6, 2015

Fuck whistle

Fuck whistle is the sound made between rolls of fat when two fat fucks fuck. It's not quite a fart, not quite a whistle. ...and no, it doesn't smell great.

Shut your trap you useless fuck whistle.

by adonisvonwhiskysnob September 8, 2023