whiskey bagel Share definition Flag The inability for a women's vagina to become moist enough to allow easy penetration. The female version of whiskey dick. After a long night of drinking at the bar, she had the worst case of whiskey bagel. whiskey bagel by steven-jones February 25, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the whiskey bagel mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch