Whiskey Bagel

When a girl pretends to be dried up from too much whiskey consumption, but really just doesn't want to have sex with the disgusting beast laying next to her.
The guy looked like a homeless serial killer, I had to use the whiskey bagel.
by Statie November 11, 2010
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whiskey bagel

The inability for a women's vagina to become moist enough to allow easy penetration. The female version of whiskey dick.
After a long night of drinking at the bar, she had the worst case of whiskey bagel.
by steven-jones February 25, 2009
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"I was partying at Tortuga, and I was so drunk that I had a bad case of the whiskey bagel."
by barazov December 15, 2008
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