Whickham School
Also known as the comp this school is the land of rolled skirts and pieces of shit
Skirts are rolled higher than Mount Everest
The population is made up of oranges and chaves
you will get sprayed with water or juice whether u like it or not
NEVER take a offer to "go down to the field" because u will die
When someone makes a decent roast the rest of the school overuse it into oblivion until they get bored and move on to the next weeks good roast
The school is in the shithole of Whickham if u haven't guessed
There is also an new shitty phone pouch system where phones are locked away
And there is a dystopian Tannoy system that tells you it's the end of break like no shit Sherlock. And it plays an American bell in the UK.
Whickham School be the best u can be
more like the chaviest u can be
Skirts are rolled higher than Mount Everest
The population is made up of oranges and chaves
you will get sprayed with water or juice whether u like it or not
NEVER take a offer to "go down to the field" because u will die
When someone makes a decent roast the rest of the school overuse it into oblivion until they get bored and move on to the next weeks good roast
The school is in the shithole of Whickham if u haven't guessed
There is also an new shitty phone pouch system where phones are locked away
And there is a dystopian Tannoy system that tells you it's the end of break like no shit Sherlock. And it plays an American bell in the UK.
Whickham School be the best u can be
more like the chaviest u can be
Whickham School by GORDIEBEANS November 19, 2024
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