When doing the opposite goes wrong

You are just blindly doing the opposite of random shit that I tell you to do and when doing that has consequences you blame me for it as thought I didn't tell you what was going to happen.

Hym Iam "This is what happens when doing the opposite goes wrong. I say investigate the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia, you tell yourself 'I'm GoNnA dO tHe OpPoSiTe!' Look at that I was telling truth, right about what it would cause, and right about how handle it but now it's caused dozens of deaths. I said to give me the credit and pay me for my work on AI if the theory hashes out you do the opposite I'm sitting here unable to get healthcare and the rest of you are huffing methane along with whatever else is happening. You can't just blindly do the opposite of the shit I tell you to do and expect me to share them blame or the proceeds of my labor. You are being so fucking stupid about this it can't not be criminal and if you don't stop pretending you are not going to be able to give me enough to get me to agree to not harm you."

When doing the opposite goes wrong by Hym Iam March 26, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007