wheezed out

when u drank the liquids of the forbiddon fruit and it hits u harder than thor hit zeus with his hammer
bro dennis is so wheezed out bro
by wheezedout August 22, 2019
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Wheezed

really drunk really high or really crossed
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wheezing tortoise

someone who shot an ostrich in the last 34 minutes
he is a wheezing tortoise
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Squeeze-n-wheeze

Similar to a wake and bake, it is the act of enjoying your weed in the morning accompanied by freshly squeezed orange juice.
Person 1: "hey Mike, you need to get up and change for work"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"
by Dirty hoodlatch 69 February 25, 2018
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