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Water wheeled 

Fanning your hands in a circle to scoop a waft of your fart towards your nose so as not to waste the olfactory deliciousness. Like a water wheel scoops water from the creek to mill flour.
She was oddly turned on after he gassed. then water wheeled the stank towards his nose.
She was oddly turned on after he gassed, then water wheeled the stank towards his nose.
Water wheeled by Rjb4cards April 15, 2021
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Third-wheeled 

To be third-wheeled is to be intentionally left out of activities as part of a friend group. If you're third-wheeled, you're most definitely the convenience friend. They'll make you desperate to hang out, but never actually include you in anything. You can expect to be asked to hang out only if nobody else wants to.

If you notice you're being third-wheeled, it's probably a toxic friendship and you should get out of there.
Jim was third-wheeled by his friends so they always had someone to fall back to when they got bored.
Third-wheeled by verwijder January 18, 2021

wheedlebow 

(n) Becoming overwhelmed with laughter; usu. disproportionate to the actual object of humor.
Having been up all night, Annie was susceptible to wheedlebow...at the first unexpected knock-knock joke, she laughed until she choked.
wheedlebow by The Wright Family January 13, 2013
one who bangs sheep all day and all night until he cant bang no more
wheedle hit the sheep with a bang
wheedle by smoothrider March 27, 2008

Dual Wheeled-ing

v. Riding exclusively two-wheeled vehicles. Derived from the videogame term Dual Wield, meaning to use two weapons at once.
my Fiero broke down, so now i'm dual wheeled-ing on the Schwinn and the Harley.

Wheedler 

One who pesters another.
Antonym: doddler
Leo and Sandeep are the wheedlers of our draft. This is curious, since Leo is a known doddler.

four wheeled wives 

Noun, plural: Women who are only ever seen in their chelsea tractors.
Works best when pronounced in the 'Jonathon Woss' estuarine english style so it sounds like an Essex person trying to say 'four-wheel-drives'.
So many four wheeled wives that I couldn't get my ambulance into the playground and the kid died.