“What the Monkey!” is an expression which can be applied to almost any situation. It is not a question, it is a statement. Something like "What the F'"but to avoid cursing. "What the Monkey" is an expression usually when you are describing some kind of accident or surprise that had happened but it's funny. Like you watch some Funny Home Video about a guy trying to make a dive in the pool but the board broke or a cows trying to chase after you and make love.
Mary: "Hey, Kevin passed out last night and they stuck a carrot in his nose and a Pineapple on his head. Then they took pictures"
Peter: "Hahaha...What the Monkey!"
Wes: "What the Monkey!! Who the heck threw my underwear on the chandelier?"
Peter: "Hahaha...What the Monkey!"
Wes: "What the Monkey!! Who the heck threw my underwear on the chandelier?"
by Bard777 August 3, 2011
An expression of shock pioneered in West Sussex churches as a way to avoid swearing when surprised. Has now spread and is a general phrase used when shocked. Can be shortened for instant messaging to WTM.
by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004
a word when said if confused and has nothing better to say
created by Blair Bear of the 727 bizz-itchess
created by Blair Bear of the 727 bizz-itchess
by Blairy Bo Beary August 15, 2008
Abbreviated as 'WTFFM'
A way to show enormous frustration without actually cursing. Taking from the popular acronym WTF.
A way to show enormous frustration without actually cursing. Taking from the popular acronym WTF.
Friend: "You do know that she's cheating on you right?"
You: "What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys man! You better be kidding!"
Friend: "Sorry dude, but it is true."
You: "Argh!"
You: "What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys man! You better be kidding!"
Friend: "Sorry dude, but it is true."
You: "Argh!"
by Hyn May September 27, 2010