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The wham of love 

the action of punching a potential stalker/ex boyfriend/ ex crush/creep who has cheated on you, lied to you, made fun of you, talked about you, or simply spread rumors that you like him. .They stare creepily at you in public like two blinking eyes in the dark. It scares the crap out of you and you just want to punch them in the face. But to be a lady, you wham items from paper to pumpkin pie to tell him that your affection towards him is not love, but mere hatred. The wham of love people.

** best performed in front of his friends, who thinks you are madly in love with them.
So i just used the wham of love to tell him that i don't like him.
My boyfriend cheated on me so i used the wham of love to tell him that he is a complete douche bag. He is now covered with cake frosting.

My crush from middle school still thinks i like him. We're in college right now, and he's spreading around rumors that i'm still madly in love with him. So i did the wham of love on him. I completely humiliated him in front of his friends.
The wham of love by iloveuboo February 9, 2010
Wham'oh (wu-am-ow) Wham'oh is a word used to descibe a particularly explosive or sudden event. usually said loadly and suddenly
"wham'oh" <shrtly followed with a large blast marker placed over a large number of men.
wham'oh by Mr P November 6, 2005

could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground 

Slang. It means can I have sex with you? Brian propositions Lois by using the band names Wham!, Oingo Boingo and Velvet Underground. On the pool scene in the censored version Brian says, "Can I Wham my Oingo Boingo into your Velvet Underground?" In the uncensored version he says "I would eat your poop."
Brian: can I could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground? Lois: wym? Brian: can I have sex with you?

whamodyne 

Super Dooper, Extra-Spectacular, or Whiz-Bang whamadine
-Maria recently purchased a new whamodyne virbator and was giving us a demonstration during our Work Hard, Have Fun, Follow The Rules meeting!!

-So, does this come in a super-dooper whamodyne championship edition.

-I'd like a super-fancy whamodyne PDA phone that does it all.
whamodyne by B Bear April 22, 2008
Refers to men having extremely hard, large and loud penises, seemingly immortal in their doing.
'So why are you called Whamo?'

'Close your eyes and hold out your hands'
Whamo by Brockodile Cumflea August 19, 2019
Whamo A word that you say to your friends after you nail a hot piece of ass.
Joe came out of the room and yelled "Whamo!" while a hot chick was getting dressed behind him.

Whamo!
Whamo by crue01 September 1, 2007