Whack Wipe

Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.

I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.

I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.

It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.

by Dick Onchin March 24, 2023

whackipedia

extensive collection of pornography sites found in the internet browser history

Harry G: Hey man can I use your computer to complete an important task ?
Terry J: well , just dont be scrolling through my whackipedia

Harry G: No, problem.

by Gizz Masterson May 23, 2011