Wet hair 

When you are washing your hair and a drop is sliding on your back right in your butt.

When my dad is washing my hair, I always get wet hair.

Wet hair by nameless person622 December 13, 2017

wet my hair 

A female-only announcement meaning "I have to go for a piss". Only heard in the context of women from the NE of Britain.

Ooh give over will you, I've just got to go and wet me hair!

wet my hair by Thaarg The Almighty October 1, 2004

wet dog hair 

When you're sucking someone's balls and their ball hair gets in your mouth, then they have wet dog hair

This girl was sucking my balls then me wet dog hair

wet dog hair by Himmygg May 7, 2015

wet hair>>

when a guys hair is wet it makes them 10x more attractive

“my hair is wet rn so lemme take a pic and send it😵”

me rn: wet hair>>

wet hair>> by lilizzyvertt April 20, 2021

sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw 

for when u think things can't get any worse . . . .and then they do!

(after a very bad day at work) my job sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
also see sucks ass thru a straw

sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw by jobsworth February 15, 2005