Wet Wilma 

When a girl puts her finger in her vagina, then puts it in your ear

I was trying to sleep in, but Nancy woke me up with a wet wilma.

Wet Wilma by spaceplans October 19, 2009

Wet Wilma 

Closely related to the infamous "wet willy." The Wet Wilma is where you wet your finger inside of a girls vagina and then stick it in her ear like a "wet willy." It is typically best to do this AFTER sex that way if she does get mad and leaves at least you had sex first.

WARNING: Women do NOT enjoy this and will possibly fight back

After we finished having sex I was slowly fingering her. She kissed me and then told me she loved me. So I slowly brought my finger up to her ear, shoved it in, and said "WET WILMA"

Wet Wilma by Zack Herrell July 8, 2012

wet wilma 

a relative of the wet willie, Wet Wilma is the act of licking your finger and then inserting into a female stripper's "glory hole"

the bouncer escorted the man out of the club after he gave the dancer a "Wet Wilma".

wet wilma by 83Goober February 19, 2011

Wet Wilma 

Kind of like a wet Willy, but dipping your finger in a girls pussy juice and then sticking said finger into her ear.

My boyfriend was being so sweet and ate me out but then he decided to be a douchebag and gave me a Wet Wilma.

Wet Wilma by Greezyyeezy June 5, 2022

Wet Wilma

After a guy cums inside of a chick she puts her finger inside herself to get it wet, then inserts her finger into his ear, in the style of a "wet willy".

"Bro, I smashed this chick last night and afterwards the b*** gave me a wet wilma"!

Wet Wilma by PhatFat81 November 25, 2025

Walmart Wet Dream 

The act of somebody or someone building a fort out of toilet paper in a Walmart and once the four is fully constructed they proceed to ejaculate inside of the fort and leave semen all over the toilet paper.

Did you guys hear about Jack’s Walmart wet dream last weekend?

Walmart Wet Dream by wagnam163 June 15, 2025