In West Virginia there are 5 seasons: Spring, Summer, Winter, Fall and Deer Huntin'.
I was huntin' one day and didn't seem to be havin' any luck so I went a walkin' and came to this cave, and inside was all the deer that I wasn't findin'. They all came a runnin' out and I sit there and picked 'em all off one by one! Lucky Day
When you throw up a milkshake from fast-food place of choice, shove it up your asshole with a turkey baster and have your significant other lick it out.