West End Sandwich
noun — Ottawa slang
The act of picking up a person who lives directly between two other people, despite that person possessing absolutely no means of personal transportation, thereby forcing the driver to make a completely unnecessary three-stop human shuttle service.
Usually occurs when Person A and Person C live conveniently close together while Person B, the human filling, somehow owns neither a car nor a functional sense of geography.
The act of picking up a person who lives directly between two other people, despite that person possessing absolutely no means of personal transportation, thereby forcing the driver to make a completely unnecessary three-stop human shuttle service.
Usually occurs when Person A and Person C live conveniently close together while Person B, the human filling, somehow owns neither a car nor a functional sense of geography.
“Can you give Kevin a ride? He lives between us.”
“Sure. So we're making a fucking West End Sandwich again.”
“Sure. So we're making a fucking West End Sandwich again.”
West End Sandwich by Thatrandomgiyoverthere October 3, 2026