Wergling is an incredibly complex sex move. To wergle, many things are required:
1. Two and a half ducks. Any more would ruin the experience.
2. Satanically purify your body before wergling.
3. All sex must be done on the remains of pearl harbor.
4. Both people must be wearing Howie Mandel masks throughout the entire wergle.
5. Eat 1 and a half of the ducks.
6. Afterwards, you must watch the bonus CD for monsters vs aliens 2.
1. Two and a half ducks. Any more would ruin the experience.
2. Satanically purify your body before wergling.
3. All sex must be done on the remains of pearl harbor.
4. Both people must be wearing Howie Mandel masks throughout the entire wergle.
5. Eat 1 and a half of the ducks.
6. Afterwards, you must watch the bonus CD for monsters vs aliens 2.
by Bilbongg May 25, 2016