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Well off 

A general sort of synonym for "rich," similar in use to "well-to-do." It's often a term used by those who are accused of being rich, but don't much like the snobbery inherently implied with that term. In such a scenario, it's more supposed to mean something along the lines of, "having enough money that I don't need to worry about my accounts, but not having so much money that I can buy solid gold houses and carved diamond wristwatches every other Tuesday."
"I'm not really rich," said William as he paid for everyone's movie tickets, "I'm just well-off."
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well off 

What bryan is...not RICH, oh no...well off
Janelle : "damn rich people"
Bryan : "No well off"
well off by Vacielli January 8, 2005

well off to visit your mother! 

The BLU SCOUT goes into smoke and, once out of it, he is revealed to be the RED SPY. He is now behind the BLU SOLDIER and BLU HEAVY with his knife above his head

RED SPY:
Right behind you!

As we see the "Team Fortress 2' title card, we hear the BLU SOLDIER and BLU HEAVY being stabbed and dying. The title card then disappears and, as "Chou-Fleur" begins to play in the background, we see the RED SPY sliding the pornography to the side, now revealing a less vulgar picture: The RED SPY and SCOUT'S MOTHER holding hands on a balcony. The RED SPY picks up the photograph

RED SPY:
Ah. Ma petit chou-fleur.

The RED SPY now leaves the scene as the screen fades to black
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Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck! 

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"
Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

Keep working and shut that guy up or we'll turn off the food stamps

That's what the shutdown is really about.
Hym "It's a thinly veiled threat to the populous. 'Keep working and shut that guy up or we'll turn off the food stamps' that's what this is right here."

well a good evening officer 

when walking home from mattys house drunk and see a policeman u have to say "well a good evening officer" and he wont think that u r drunk
policeman - "hello, and wot are u two doing talking to thatlampost"

whitey and lewis - "well a good evening officer"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026