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Pronounced: (Well-bow). This term is given to the moment you discover that the bar surface you are resting your elbow on whilst waiting to order drinks has not been maintained to a "dry" standard. The result is a "Wet Elbow" or "Welbow" Discovery of a "welbow" often leads to outrage and losing your place at the bar as you reel away in abject disgust. A level 1 "welbow can be dealt with by a casual rub on a friends jumper. Level 5's require time under the hand dryer to reduce the "welbow" to a more manageable level.
With the recent introduction of so called "extra cold beers" and also the dreaded "frozen glass" "welbows" are on the increase. As condensation increases on the glass and bar staff are cut due to the economic climate "welbows" are common place, visual checks are not enough borrow a friends item of clothing to spare your wetness as you use it to dry the area.
Welbow by The Reverend 73 October 10, 2011

Welbourne Primary school

I shitty school with a fat teacher that has pink hair aka ms Hughes

Lucas Welborn 

The demigod son of Zeus. Has purple blood.
I am a demigod. Said Lucas Welborn.
An asian person who happens to be very pale that they almost look white. But when you contrast them against an actual white person, there is a tint of yellow.

A conjunction of the words "Yellow" and "White".
Many wellow folks live in New York.

Hello my wellow friend
Wellow by EbonyHeart November 28, 2010

Welbourne Primary School

a racist "multicultral" school in tottenham, north london. The teacher beat kids and give unorganic food. karen has spoken to the manager with no avail. They also put give coke(aine) in the staff room, teachers are high 99% off time for higher pay. they also have cameras in the student toilet for the paedophilstic site manager that harrased a little girls boobie and finessed that from existence (RIP Daisy, species: pug. 11/10/19 - 12/10/19)
Prison or Welbourne Primary School?
Eh, same thing.
Anybody who is as stupid, or more stupid than an absent minded, half retarded, 18 year old girl.
Dude... did you hear what Marissa just said? What a freekin Wellow...
Wellow by Evil Zac December 26, 2010