a retarded person who ruined skullmund.

he sucks shit out of my asshole and he loves energy drinks or something
"fuck weedle up his butthole"
by 🏴‍☠️ March 1, 2020
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When a man shouts 'Go Weedle!' And pulls out his penis then shouts 'Use Poison Jab' And proceeds to jab a female with his penis.
Person 1: Hey Peter, I heard you were practicing the 'Weedle' with Margaret last night?
Person 2: Yes I Was! I don't think she enjoyed it much.
by Friendly service support February 6, 2021
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To try to extract information or money in a pathetic annoying way.
I freakin’ am sick of these web sites with these weedleing pop ups!
by Sixgun September 14, 2019
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A sexy man who kisses freshmen girls, and boys under the influence.
"oh he's kissing boys under the influence that must be weedle"
by WEEDLESDAD October 17, 2022
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The Weedles literally is a reaction to financial desperation usually among drug addicts but can also be applied to people with bad gambling addictions. To Weedle is to become so desperate for a drug fix that the person begins to look over everything around them they can sell or trade for drugs including other's possessions.

Being accused of having the Weedles is implying financial desperation the person with it intends to solve at the expense of others.

A wheedler is someone who contemplates selling off their goods or theft to support a drug habit. Please refer to Sketcher (USA slang) and Spranger (U.K. slang).
Example 1:
You are not weedleing off my shit to support your fucking meth habit!

Example 2:
You see how messed up that crack addict is? I swear he has the weedles for anything he can sell off or trade for his fix.

Example 3:
Dude, your sister is going through your stuff like she intends to sell it off. If I didn't know any better your sister has the weedles bad.

Example 4:
You think your going to find something you can weedle off?

Example 5:
Let me guess, your dry and need a hit? I'm asking because you look like you got the weedles bad.
by Fractious1 January 5, 2018
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Tricking someone by offering something they already have access to.
He weedle-sucked his way into getting what he wanted from her.
by Larnae May 15, 2022
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