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Usually someone who resides in northern Ohio, their behavior is much like a 10 year old however they dress like a 70 year old. Wardrobes consist of loafers, carpenter jeans and off colored T shirts that Easter Seals and the Salvation Army would not even accept as donated clothes. Weavers are usually the type to have sunglasses with thier initials on them, they try to act tough, can be easily influenced by others, and they usually like to call people his "brother" or " broham". A weaver will do well as a private investigator but not so well in the diesel technician field. They have a canning ability to find the truth, but lack the ability to change an oil filter.
I just had my batteries changed on my truck, now they are leaking everywhere, looks like someone did not bolt them down, wow, what a weaver...........
by 2973aeds September 17, 2010
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-a man between the ages of 15 and 21 who falsely believes him self to be the reincarnation of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

-this man also refers constantly to the power of self determination.

"with enough self-determination you can sprout some wings and flyyyy awayyy"

-he also displays discontent over the illegal immigration of mexicans
Man after conquering china and outlawing weed that weaver supported under age smoking. He was quoting saying "with enough self determination with enough self-determination cancer is completely avoidable"
by Anthony Panton December 29, 2007
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The act of, or a person that has, sexual intercourse with inanimate objects. Though that is the true definition, You can also be classified as a Weaver by doing anything remotely sexual with inanimate objects.
Get your cock off that chair you Weaver!

Stop weavering the wall!
by c0nn0rmcghee May 26, 2011
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A word often used to describe a very unethical, very gay act. Slipping a dude a roofie, prison raping him, walking him up and offering him some home made fudge... just wrong on so many levels.
Wow that guy is such a douchebag, yeah but look that giant homo is gonna give him a weaver... hmm tragic
by anonomus 5000 December 06, 2007
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A slang term referring to an individual who works in the sales industry and loves the song "dreamweaver".

Also a person who is overly concerned with his/her appearance.

Similar to Metrosexual
Did you see what the weaver was wearing yesterday?

Don't be such a weaver.
by Richard Candian April 10, 2008
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Usually known as the drunkass of the party... likes to accidentally flash people to distract them during beer pong... from the north but not a yankee... believes they are gangsters excuse me gangsta!
by marleyloveshisauntamanda July 15, 2008
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Weaver: Someone who throws like a sissy or performs badly in the clutch in baseball. Also, a slang term for poop.
Man, That dude throws like a weaver.

Check out this giant weaver I took in the toilet.
by Dex2518 May 28, 2018
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