Wearing me as a hat

To have someone so far up your ass, they are wearing you as a hat.

"This guy will be wearing me as a hat until I deliver his stuff"

by Parrotti July 23, 2018

wear me like a hat

the act of one female sitting on the head of a male. (preferably nick haro)

Oh yeah, wear me like a hat daddy!

by bretttttttttttttt October 15, 2007

Don't wear fire as a hat

The term means don't be a hot head

don't wear fire as a hat

by Trikc17 March 13, 2019

Ill wear you like a hat

i was at a concert and got a little too inebriated and shouted this at a guy when he looked at me. It basically means "I will whup your ass."

Dude if you mess with me I will wear you like a hat !

by Neo8633 April 09, 2011

wears a green hat

Chinese slang for being cheated on

He wears a green hat, if you know what I mean.

by ggigii September 02, 2007

Wearing the straw hat

Meaning working in the yard or garden. Comes from the fact that farmers when working in their fields used to wear straw hats.

I was wearing the straw hat this weekend. (working on the yard)

by Otto Von Coop November 11, 2010

wear the fox hat

(phrase) Sounds innocent enough, but say it with an Irish accent and people might think you've just said "where the fuck's that".

American wearing a fox hat: When I told the folks back home that I was coming to Auchtermuchty, they said, "Wear the fox hat!"

by EqualsPeach October 29, 2017